You Know You Played Too Much..... (Sierra)

[Tawmis]

You know you've played too much Police Quest 1 when ...

You cite various moving violations - even though no one asked.

You know you've played too much Leisure Suit Larry VI when...

[Rath Darkblade]

... you know how to create the statuette for Shannara without looking up the hints.

You know you've played too much Leisure Suit Larry IV when ... ( )

[notbobsmith]

...you wrote an entire fan fiction with your ideas about the plot of the game... in the style of squirrelking of Half-Life: Full Life Consequences fame.

You know you played too much Manhunter 2: San Fransisco when...

[Rath Darkblade]

... you strap on a gun and go "man-hunting" yourself, and you can't imagine why that'd be a bad idea. Cough.

You know you've played too much Codename: Iceman when ...

[notbobsmith]

...you can pilot the sub without looking at the manual.

You know you've played too much Torin's passage when...

[Rath Darkblade]

... you not only remember the pink rabbit but what to do with it.

You know you've played too much Hoyle's Card Games when ...

[Tawmis]

You know you've played too much Hoyle's Card Games when ...

... you take your luck to Vegas (or Lost Wages, either way!)

You know you've played too much Quest for Glory 1 when...

[Rath Darkblade]

... you write your own version of "The Hero's March", with extra flutes and drums. Then you grab some friends, convince them all to dress up in colonial uniform, and march up and down the street, playing "The Hero's March". And you don't care who sees you do it.

You know you've played too much Quest for Glory 2 when...

[notbobsmith]

...you think random, strange events you see in life are the result of you inadvertently turning on "Silly Clowns".

You know you've played too much Quest for Glory 3 when...

[Rath Darkblade]

... you not only try to speak to actual, living lions, but also think that they're sending you on quests into the African savannah.

You know you've played too much Quest for Glory 4 when...

[Semi-Happy Partygoer]

...you half-wonder if every woman you see swimming might be a Rusalka.

You know you’ve played too much Quest for Glory 5 when...

[Rath Darkblade]

... every time you see Greeks dancing, you look around for a safe to crack.

You know you’ve played too much Space Quest 1 when...

[Semi-Happy Partygoer]

...you view dissolving by acid as comical.

You know you’ve played too much Space Quest 2 when...

[Rath Darkblade]

...you view dissolving by acid as comical.

Wait a sec. Isn't it?

(And before any legal bod or police official sees this: Hey, I kid! I kid!)

You know you’ve played too much Space Quest 2 when...

... you create a drinking game: let's chug a beer every time Roger dies. (Seriously, Roger has so many ways to die in SQ2. And SQ3 ... not so many in SQ4 or 5, though ...)

Needless to say, this is not a good idea. By the time you finish SQ2, you are either dead or may need a stomach pump.

You know you’ve played too much Space Quest 3 when ...

[notbobsmith]

...you keep looking online for thermoweave underwear so you can go exploring near volcanoes.

You know you've played too much Police Quest 1 when...