Tawmis wrote: ↑Fri Feb 05, 2021 3:41 pm
Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Mon Feb 01, 2021 4:28 am
....... I've never played ElfQuest, but read the article, and ... what?

I'm still confused. Why would he be a candidate to replace Iceman?
Leisure Suit Lorry. Larry becomes a truck driver and trundles around the USA, delivering stuff and looking for love, fun, and staying-awake drugs.
Would that be Leisure Suit Lorry II then?
Because you mentioned
Leisure Suit Lorry before in this thread.
Whoops! Ah, well -- it's a good idea.
Tawmis wrote: ↑Fri Feb 05, 2021 3:41 pm
So how about...
Leisure Suit Lori: Quest for Help. You are Lori Cole, working on Hero-U when a freak lightning strike hits your house and traps you inside Leisure Suit Larry 1! Now you have to convince Larry Laffer not to hit on you and that you're not a part of the game to escape!
Leisure Suit Glory. Ack!

The hero's "Mystic Magnets" teleport him into Lost Wages, and he has to find a way back! Meanwhile, Larry is teleported into Silmaria, and is now the new king. But instead of ruling, he goes around flirting with anything in a dress (or pants, in the case of Nawar and Budar).
The next thing he knows, he wakes up outside the gate of the Hall of Kings, and:
- tied up (a feeling not unfamiliar to him),
- naked (a feeling not unfamiliar to him), and
- with a paper crown on his head that says "Return to Sender" (a feeling not unfamiliar to -- ah, forget it).
Can you help Larry find his leisure suit, now lost somewhere in the island of Silmaria?

And just to make things a bit less PG-rated, Pholus the blacksmith gives Larry a "courtesy loaner" (i.e. a suit of leather armour), 'cos Silmaria a bad place to be caught naked in.
Meanwhile, the hero of Silmaria found Caesar's Palace, and is trying desperately to find the Sultan's Palace so he can find Aziza and convince her to send him back to Silmaria ...
Yup, it's two bad remakes for the price of one!

(Sorry)
