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So the way the game works - is you "Accuse" a character from ANY Sierra related game (main character, background character, etc) of a "crime" they did (based on the game) - can even be general, "Roger Wilco, for messing with the time stream...." or "Roger Wilco, for getting the whistle in Space Quest 2..."

And you reply with the punishment. Then leave another "accusing" person.

So for starters, Alexander Graham, for stealing components of the wizard's stuff...

...I hereby sentence you to 100 hours of Community Service -- to wit, finding all the radio stations that play "Achy Breaky Heart" and stopping the broadcasts. *BANG* Next case!

(Also, I think Jim is exaggerating. There are lots of characters in Sierra games that are truly innocent. What about Erana from the QfG games? What about Uhura's little boy -- he never even says a word? Well, anyway...)

Leisure Suit Larry, for stealing the hooker's candy in LSL1...

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Thu Dec 17, 2020 10:30 pm Leisure Suit Larry, for stealing the hooker's candy in LSL1...

I hereby sentence you to work in Charlie's "Chocolate Factory" if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

Roger Wilco, for messing with the time continuum...

...I hereby sentence you to listen to Pink Floyd's song "Time" while wearing ten watches on each wrist. Over and over and over again. For eternity.

(Wow. Am I being too harsh here? I mean, it's a good song -- one of my favourites -- but listening to it over and over, 'til the end of time?)

Leisure Suit Larry, for breaking the bank at Lost Wages...

I sentence you to 10 years calling bingo games at the local senior center.

Gabriel Knight, for recording conversations without permission...

... I hereby sentence you to be the recording engineer when Billy Ray Cyrus does a 'remaster' of "Achy Breaky Heart".

The QfG Hero (thief), for stealing the healer's potions (in QfG1)...

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Sun Dec 20, 2020 4:12 pm The QfG Hero (thief), for stealing the healer's potions (in QfG1)...

I sentence you to quaffing down a mug of the Dragon's Breath drink.

Torin, for going between worlds without a proper passport, I hereby sentence you...

Tawmis wrote: ↑Sun Dec 20, 2020 8:14 pm

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Sun Dec 20, 2020 4:12 pm The QfG Hero (thief), for stealing the healer's potions (in QfG1)...

I sentence you to quaffing down a mug of the Dragon's Breath drink.

But that's a virtual death sentence in QfG1 (the hero gets incinerated). Yes, stealing is very wrong, but does he deserve incineration for it?

Tawmis wrote: ↑Sun Dec 20, 2020 8:14 pm Torin, for going between worlds without a proper passport, I hereby sentence you to...

...to pay a small fine of one gazillion gold coins.

Guybrush Threepwood, for stealing Wally's monocle (and basically being a jerk) in "Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge", I sentence you to...

...life... inside a Sierra game.

Roger Wilco, for stealing DeepShip 86's shuttle...

(Whoops!)

...I sentence you to pilot the shuttle into the sun.

The QfG thief, for stealing the Black Bird, I sentence you to...

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Thu Dec 24, 2020 1:20 am The QfG thief, for stealing the Black Bird, I sentence you to...

... to collect all the feathers from the Eagle in King's Quest III.

Alexander (KQ3), for turning wizards into cats, ...

... I sentence you to take care of the cats -- i.e. feed them, give them clean water, empty their litter-boxes, and put up with them when they claw you ('cos most of the time, they only claw you if you do something they don't like).

Cedric the Owl, for being the most annoying creature in Daventry, I hereby sentence you to ...

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Fri Dec 25, 2020 10:31 pm Cedric the Owl, for being the most annoying creature in Daventry, I hereby sentence you to ...

... to talk to yourself in the mirror from King's Quest I and III.

Edgar (from KQIV and VII) for impersonating an "ugly" creature twice, ...

... I hereby sentence you to become an actual ugly creature!!! Mwa-ha-ha!

Rosella the Princess, for tickling a whale's uvula (there's a sentence I never thought I'd say), I hereby sentence you to ...

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Sat Dec 26, 2020 5:10 pm Rosella the Princess, for tickling a whale's uvula (there's a sentence I never thought I'd say), I hereby sentence you to ...

I here by sentence you to wear whaletail underwear!

Larry Laffer for seducing a woman to pay for your divorce,...