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This one will be a "You Know You Played Too Much (ANY GAME!), when..."

The person answers (serious or funny answers are welcomed), then cites another video game. Mind you, the person who responds doesn't even have to have played the game ever. They can google what the game is like and come in here with a response!

So for example, I might say, "You know you played too much Halo when..."

And PERSON01 might reply, "You demand that people call you Master Chief."

And rinse and repeat.

I will start with...

"You know you've played too much DRAGON AGE when..."

Tawmis wrote: ↑Wed Jul 29, 2020 3:22 am "You know you've played too much DRAGON AGE when..."

...someone asks you a question and you stare awkwardly at them while trying to decide what to say.

You know you've played too much Anthem when...

... you start to design your own exosuit and wear it everywhere.

You know you've played too much Quest for Glory when ...

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Wed Jul 29, 2020 7:00 am You know you've played too much Quest for Glory when ...

after climbing a tree, you wonder if you got any SKILL points for it.

(You do know I made a Sierra specific one of this same thread?)

You know you've played too much HALO when...

Oops, sorry. *blush*

...you expect people to call you Master Chief.

You know you've played too much Skyrim when ...

...you try to use Fus Ro Dah to enforce social distancing.

You know you've played too much Portal when...

notbobsmith wrote: ↑Wed Jul 29, 2020 11:54 pm You know you've played too much Portal when...

You jump into manholes, because you're certain they're portals.

You know you've played too much Wizardry when...

... I can't answer this. I've never played Wizardry.

You know you've played too much Quest for Glory when ...

There's a Sierra version of this but...

...when you use Frost Giant Fists as a unit of measure for apples.

You know you've played to much Myst when...

notbobsmith wrote: ↑Sat Aug 01, 2020 10:04 pm You know you've played to much Myst when...

You think playing a piano will reveal something.

(Also Rath, you can google the game if you've never played it)

You know you've played too much CHEX QUEST when...

Tawmis wrote: ↑Sun Aug 02, 2020 1:58 am

notbobsmith wrote: ↑Sat Aug 01, 2020 10:04 pm You know you've played to much Myst when...

You think playing a piano will reveal something.

(Also Rath, you can google the game if you've never played it)

You know you've played too much CHEX QUEST when...

You start cracking jokes about being a "cereal" killer!

You know you've played too much World of Warships when...

DeadPoolX wrote: ↑Mon Aug 03, 2020 10:24 pm

Tawmis wrote: ↑Sun Aug 02, 2020 1:58 am

notbobsmith wrote: ↑Sat Aug 01, 2020 10:04 pm You know you've played to much Myst when...

You think playing a piano will reveal something.
(Also Rath, you can google the game if you've never played it)
You know you've played too much CHEX QUEST when...

You start cracking jokes about being a "cereal" killer!

DPX may have the best answer in this thread, so far!

DeadPoolX wrote: ↑Mon Aug 03, 2020 10:24 pm You know you've played too much World of Warships when...

You tell the person at the helm to move over, because you have "experience" having played Codename: Iceman.

You know you've played too much Toejam and Earl when...

...you go out and try to find pieces of a spaceship.

You know you've been playing too much Rogue to Redemption when...

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Thu Aug 06, 2020 2:03 am You know you've been playing too much Rogue to Redemption when...

... you're at school, and you try to sneak around and find puns around the school yard.

You know you've been playing too much Batman: Arkham Asylum when...

... you put on a Batman cape, jump off the roof, and break your leg. (If you're lucky).

You know you've been playing too much Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion when ...