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Ah, my nice, juicy piece of pork belly got sucked through a wormhole to a planet where pork is considered a delicacy so rare, they put it in a museum exhibit. I think they even charged admission just to look at it. Some things are just lost to time.

Moussaka

I had to look up what moussaka was and it sadly has nothing to do with chocolate mousse.

Peanut butter and jelly sandwich

It would seem the jelly was composed of jelly fish. Not appeasing.

The Full English

Ivaylo the Bulgarian has no idea what an English is, much less a full one!

A peanut butter sandwich!

Hrmpf! have arachybutyrophobia so I slung the sandwich in the bin.

Beignets.

My beignets were too much like doughnuts.

Watergate salad

My Watergate salad got intercepted by an undercover agent who said it was 'classified.' Now it’s evidence in some top-secret culinary conspiracy, and I’ve been left with just the pistachio crumbs.

Eggplant Parmesan.

Egg Plant eloped with Ms Parmesan.

Wiener Schnitzel

Ivaylo the Fussy does not like Wiener Schnitzel, because it's made from veal! Ivaylo only eats Schweineschnitzel, because it's made from pork!

Pork Ribs!

The barbecue sauce for my pork ribs was far too acidic.

S'mores

My s'mores were more of s'lesses.

Bobotie.

My bobotie vanished right before I could try it—apparently the TARDIS mistook it for a dimensional anomaly and sent it to the eighth dimension for safety. Now it’s just... gone, somewhere in a parallel plane of flavor.

Shrimp scampi

My shrimp scampi scampered away.

Panna cotta

Ivaylo the Horrified does not eat panners or cotters! A panner is a man who pans in the river for gold, and a cotter is a farm laborer or tenant who occupies a cottage in return for labor! Ivaylo the Non-Cannibal would never eat people!

Fresh head cabbage!