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...on a flight, you always draw your route with a red line on a map.

You know you've played too much 7th Guest when...

...little creaks in the house start to freak you out.

You know you've played too much Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade when...

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Tue Aug 18, 2020 5:28 am You know you've played too much Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade when...

... every time you walk into a room, you play the main Indiana Jones theme.

You know you've played too much Pitfall! when...

... when you go camping in the woods, you make precautions against pits, quicksand, rolling logs, fire, rattlesnakes, scorpions, and crocodiles.

You know you've been playing too much Dr J vs. Larry Bird when ...

...you start to think you could beat either of them.

You know you've played to much Ghostbusters (1984) when...

... you build yourself a ghost-busting kit and dress up like the actors.

You know you've played too much Commodore 64 Soccer when ...

(...and yes, I played this back in the day -- and on a Commodore 64. Just for giggles.

Damn, I'm old...)

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Wed Aug 19, 2020 10:42 pm You know you've played too much Commodore 64 Soccer when ...

Every time you kick something - you run in circles and yell "Goalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!" and slide on your knees.

You know you've played too much Sonic the Hedgehog when...

... you dye your hair blue and practice flips constantly for no reason.

You know you've played too much Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion when ...

...you try to build a ladder with levitating paintbrushes.

You know you've played to much Mass Effect when...

(Never knew that about Oblivion and paintbrushes.)

...you try to build your own Reaper so you can TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!

You know you've played too much Dragon Age: Origins when ...

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Sat Aug 22, 2020 6:59 am You know you've played too much Dragon Age: Origins when ...

... you expect to be able to romance every woman you meet. Or man, for that matter.

You know you've played too much Neverwinter Nights when...

You carry a bladed weapon (or bow, or crossbow, or staff) with you everywhere you go, and try to slay monsters. Generally they turn out to be alarmed strangers.

You know you've played too much Dragon Age 2 when ...

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Sun Aug 23, 2020 12:48 am You know you've played too much Dragon Age 2 when ...

... you fall in love with a beautiful gypsy looking woman. <3

You know you've played too much JADE EMPIRE when...

...you find yourself trying to learn the constructed language.

You know you've played too much Beyond Good and Evil when...

notbobsmith wrote: ↑Sun Aug 23, 2020 6:21 pm You know you've played too much Beyond Good and Evil when...

When you're sure (and you're probably right) that the orange guy sitting in the US office has ties to enemies, and it's up to you - to reveal a planet-wide alien Russian conspiracy by solving puzzles (such as decoding his Twitter and speeches), fighting enemies (who are all racists pigs or ignorant), and obtaining photographic evidence.

You know you've played too much Bubble Bobble when...