Design A Sierra Game.

[Semi-Happy Partygoer]

Uses: dagger must pry out laser crystal, whose beam is blocking the exit. Crystal is then concealed in cloak to contain its deadly rays.

Inventory: Laser Crystal

[Tawmis]

Use: Use the laser crystal to melt the iceberg revealing an ancient frozen sword.

Inventory: Ancient Sword.

[Semi-Happy Partygoer]

Use: ancient sword used to dismember cocky black knight, who refused to let you pass onto his bridge.

Inventory: Severed Arm.

[Collector]

Did you mean "Inventory: Flesh Wound"?

[Tawmis]

"It's just a flesh wound!"

Use: Severed arm, used to wave at angry French men in a tower who taunt you a second time.

Inventory: A shrubbery.

[Rath Darkblade]

Use: To trick Roger the Shrubber into giving you a second shrubbery, both of which you give to the Knights of Knee. In gratitude, they heal your busted knee, and give you two coconut shells.

Inventory: Two coconut shells.

[Tawmis]

Use: Coconut shells used to capture the Golden Snitch

Inventory: Golden Snitch

[Collector]

Use: Coconut shells used to capture the Golden Snitch

Inventory: Golden Snitch

Is that a European or an African Golden Snitch?

[Tawmis]

Use: Coconut shells used to capture the Golden Snitch
Inventory: Golden Snitch

Is that a European or an African Golden Snitch?

I see what you did there. But it's a Harry one. I mean, Hairy...

[Semi-Happy Partygoer]

Use: Golden Snitch is opened with a kiss, revealing resurrection stone.

Inventory: Resurrection stone.

[Tawmis]

Use: Resurrection Stone used to resurrect an ancient warrior.

Inventory: Ancient Warrior (Follower/NPC).

[Rath Darkblade]

Use: Ancient Warrior follows you around, makes foolish remarks, and gets in the way.

Inventory: Frustration.

[Semi-Happy Partygoer]

Use: Frustration powers ancient sword, upping it's hit-point capabilities. Ancient warrior is then armed with it, inflicting flesh wounds on every enemy in sight.

Inventory: Amulet found on wizard's mutilated body.

[Rath Darkblade]

Use: Amulet is cursed! The Ancient Warrior starts missing all the time.

Inventory: Gah - despair! How can we protect ourselves from enemies?

[Tawmis]

Use: Despair, given to the robot who seeks to feel.

Inventory: Mechanical Heart.