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You know you've played too much Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (arcade) when...

... you lose count of how many quarters you pump into the slots until you realise those quarters were for your laundry. Now you have to wear stinky clothes.

Ah, I know! You know you've played too much Simon Says when ...

...you literally won't do anything until someone says "Simon says..."

You know you've played to much Simon when...

... you become very good at recognising patterns.

You know you've played to much Simon the Sorcerer when...

...you search vintage book shops for a copy of "Ye Olde Spellbooke".

You know you've played too much Simon the Sorcerer II when...

... you think that you, too, can cast magic spells -- so you look up how to do it, in a book called "Grymoire of Ye Olde Spells, As Sette Downe by Merlyn Ye Sorcerer" and follow the instructions, including getting the dog intestines. :shocked: You are then shocked (SHOCKED, I tell you!) when the spells don't work, and even more shocked when your SO leaves you and reports you for extreme animal cruelty.

You know you've played too much basketball when ...

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Mon Mar 15, 2021 3:47 am You know you've played too much basketball when ...

... someone looks at you and says, "White men CAN jump."

You know you've played too much "Ring Around the Rosies" when...

... you can't get that darn'd tune out of your head.

You know you've played too much football (or soccer) when ...

...you walk around with yellow and red cards in your shirt pocket and "card" people that offend you.

You know you've played too much foosball when...

... you lose the little ball by accidentally kicking it out through the open window, and it is the worst day of your life.

(Actually, if THAT is the worst day of your life, you've been darn'd lucky!) *nod*

You know you've played too much futsal when...

..you have your own indoor court.

You know you've played too much Tiddlywinks when...

... you give it up and play something else.

You know you've played too much basketball when...

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Fri Apr 02, 2021 4:55 am You know you've played too much basketball when...

When someone says, "Damn, white men CAN jump." (Reference: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105812/)

You know you've played too much SPACE INVADERS when...

... you've memorised the "Game Over" sad music. (Aw)

You know you've played too much Ms. Pac-Man when...

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Sat Apr 03, 2021 12:23 am You know you've played too much Ms. Pac-Man when...

... every time you go into a place you suspect is haunted, you bring "Power Pellets" with you.

(Ironically the wife and I just played the recently purchased Pac-Man Board Game last night!)

You know you've played too much CLUE: THE BOARD game when...