You Know You Played Too Much..... (Sierra)

[notbobsmith]

...you are afraid to open mysterious boxes.

You know you've played too much King's Quest 7 when...

[Rath Darkblade]

... you actually try to tickle a whale's uvula. (It doesn't work. Shocker).

You know you've played too much Space Quest 6 when...

[notbobsmith]

...you think that Polysorbate 60 actually comes from Polysorbate LX.

You know you've played too much King's Quest 1 when...

[Rath Darkblade]

... you build your house a moat. And put crocodiles in it. (Hmm, that might just happen in Florida)

You know you've played too much Space Quest 1 when ...

[notbobsmith]

..you try to use a magnet to hack a slot machine. (from the SCI version)

You know you've played too much Rise of the Dragon when...

[Rath Darkblade]

... you actually try to go out without putting clothes on, just to see if you'd get arrested. (And you do. What a surprise. It's possible to do this in the game, too. BTW, wasn't this a Dynamix game, not a Sierra one?)

You know you've played too much Leisure Suit Larry 5 when...

[notbobsmith]

... you actually try to go out without putting clothes on, just to see if you'd get arrested. (And you do. What a surprise. It's possible to do this in the game, too. BTW, wasn't this a Dynamix game, not a Sierra one?)

I thought Dynamix games were fair game.

You know you've played too much Leisure Suit Larry 5 when...

...you have in your head the complete plot of LSL4.

You know you've played too much Gabriel Knight 3 when...

[Rath Darkblade]

I thought Dynamix games were fair game.

*shrug* I don't know. I'm happy enough either way. Tawm, what do you think? It's your game.

You know you've played too much Gabriel Knight 3 when...

... instead of growing a moustache, you use cat hair and maple syrup. It works about as well as you'd expect.

You know you've played too much Gabriel Knight 1 when...

[Tawmis]

I thought Dynamix games were fair game.

*shrug* I don't know. I'm happy enough either way. Tawm, what do you think? It's your game.

Yes. All branches of Sierra are fair game.

[Tawmis]

You know you've played too much Gabriel Knight 1 when...

... you book a flight and go to New Orleans (and meet the ever amazing Jules) and check out all the sites from GK.

You know you've played too much Black Cauldron when...

[Rath Darkblade]

... you expect pigs to be tiny, little, pink, cutesy things, so you go to a pig farm. And get a biiig surprise. And an even bigger one when they want to pose for photos with you. (Everyone's a ham. *pig squeals angrily* Sorry)

You know you've played too much Police Quest 3 when...

[notbobsmith]

...you plot events on a map, looking for patterns. (Apophenia)

You know you've played too much Police Quest 4 when...

[Rath Darkblade]

... you start expecting black people to say things like "Fo' shizzle my nizzle, yo dis here's my patch, don' you disrespec' my brother." (Because of course all black people talk like that. Sheesh).

You know you've played too much Police Quest 1 when...

[Tawmis]

You know you've played too much Police Quest 1 when...

... every time you meet someone named Jessie, you verify their last name isn't "Bains."

You know you've played too much KING'S QUEST VI when...

[Rath Darkblade]

...... you instinctively distrust anyone who owns a tower. He must be an evil wizard!

You know you've played too much Quest for Glory 1 when...