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Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Fri Aug 07, 2020 2:02 am You know you've been playing too much Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion when ...

When your significant other asks you to pick up something at the store, and you treat it like another damn quest from all the civilians in the village.

You know you've played too much Pac-Man when...

...you drive around the block over and over again to avoid "ghosts".

You know you've played too much Starflight when...

...I have no idea what Starflight is, sorry.

You know you've played too much Space Invaders when ...

...you expect everything to speed up as you make progress.

You know you've played too much Wing Commander when...

...you watch a World War II documentary, and expect it to be in spaaaaace!

You know you've been playing too much Warcraft when ...

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Tue Aug 11, 2020 3:24 am You know you've been playing too much Warcraft when ...

Your boss calls you into their office, and you reply, "Something need doing?"

(Which ironically, I say all the time.......)

You know you've played too much Legend of Kyrandia when....

... uh, no idea. Never played it.

You know you've played too much Team Fortress 2 when ...

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Thu Aug 13, 2020 6:56 am ... uh, no idea. Never played it.

Google is your friend.

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Thu Aug 13, 2020 6:56 am You know you've played too much Team Fortress 2 when ...

You make a web series called "RED vs BLU"...

(See I never played the game, but I googled it and see it breaks up teams in RED and BLU... not sure why it's not "Blue" but whatever)

You know you've played too much GRAY MATTER when...

... sorry, never played it -- but ...

*one google search later*

... you start to teach yourself neurobiology, just for fun.

You know you've played too much Sam and Max Hit the Road when ...

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Thu Aug 13, 2020 10:59 pm You know you've played too much Sam and Max Hit the Road when ...

... every time someone asks you something, you check your "Inventory."

You know you've played too much Gears of War when...

...you find yourself worrying for a friend who has the last name "Carmine".

You know you've played too much X-COM when...

... you sue Elon Musk for copyright infringement.

You know you've played too much Age of Empires(the original) when ...

...you build a Wonder for your home. (Never played this. Just read the Wikipedia article.)

You know you've played too much Loom when...

notbobsmith wrote: ↑Fri Aug 14, 2020 7:41 pm You know you've played too much X-COM when...

You spent a lot of your money attending UFO concerts, because you believe you're a part of an elite international organization tasked with countering alien invasions of Earth.

You know you've played too much Donkey Kong when...

... you change jobs to somewhere on the 2nd floor, just so you can run up the stairs at work and throw barrels downstairs at your work buddies.

You know you've been playing too much Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis when ...