Me polly's escapin' for the fjords! Let me grab onto this handy rope an' swing after him, with a yo-ho-ho and perhaps e'en a bottle o' rum intae the bargain!
Why did the pirate cross the road? To get to the second hand store.
A dermatologist examined a pirate. The doctor said, "Don’t worry, those spots are benign." The pirate replied, “No, Doc. I counted them. There be eleven!”
What do you call a pirate with two hands and two legs? Rookie.
What did the pirate get on his report card? 7 C’s.
Favorite restaurant: Aaaar-by's.
Least favorite vegetable: leeks.
Most feared medical condition: aaaar-thritis.
Favorite subject: aaaar-t.
How to save a dying pirate: CPRrrrrrrr.
Favorite exercise: planking.
Favorite seafood: swordfish.
Favorite Halloween costume: a pumpkin patch.
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